Monday, January 17, 2011
Mr. & Ms. Bitey and Corn Ponies
What would randomness be without well, being random. So we're chaging our last name to "Bitey" in honor of the cat from Kickass... Yeah, we just wanted to do it. We expect all fan mail to be henceforth addressed to Mr. & Ms. Bitey.
The word Unicorn has been abolished. The new name for said fantasy animals are Corn Ponies. (Incorrect usage can lead to inprisonment up to 3 years and a $10,000 fine)