Thursday, January 20, 2011

All Hail The Beer!

Normally, you wouldn't hear such a grand statement from me. In fact, I'm quite judgemental and critical when it comes to suds... Never the less... I have to say it.

This could very well be the best beer in the world. That's right, the fine folks at Atwater have made an amazing brew called Vanilla Java Porter and it could possibly be quite the life changing liquid. Coffee, Chocolate, Malted goodness, and Vanilla... all in a porter. Yes, Liz and I are addicted and plan on spending much money on this fine drink.

Thank you wonderful people at Atwater. You do Detroit proud.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Happy Birthday Mr. Bitey!

This is the day that the love of my life was born, so as you can imagine I believe it is a day to be celebrated! Please join me in wishing Mr. Bitey a very happy birthday!
Thanks for being such an amazing, wonderful boyfriend babe! Also....when you get home later...we have birthday spankings to discuss....
Ms. Bitey

Monday, January 17, 2011

Mr. & Ms. Bitey and Corn Ponies

What would randomness be without well, being random. So we're chaging our last name to "Bitey" in honor of the cat from Kickass... Yeah, we just wanted to do it. We expect all fan mail to be henceforth addressed to Mr. & Ms. Bitey.

Corn Ponies
The word Unicorn has been abolished. The new name for said fantasy animals are Corn Ponies. (Incorrect usage can lead to inprisonment up to 3 years and a $10,000 fine)